Politics

Treasury minister Simon Clarke insisted the Prime Minister did not instigate the meeting ahead of the publication of the partygate inquiry.

"How can you have full confidence in a prime minister who breaks the law?"

Reports have suggested the document, which is expected to be published in the coming days, will feature photographs of illegal parties.

"If only the man had had a chance to be Chancellor during an economic crisis," Jim Felton said.

According to reports, the man used the substance on a fellow Conservative MP, who awoke to find his nipples being licked.

When announced last month, Boris Johnson said tens of thousands of people could be deported under the deal.

The PM believes providing immediate relief for families would be a short-term fix, and the cash would be “here today and gone tomorrow.”

All at a time when the chancellor has told the British people he has no money to ease the cost-of-living crisis.

The father of the WikiLeaks founder has had several lunches with Anthony Albanese, and believes his election could change things for Assange.