Politics
Kenyan assembly session abandoned after terrible fart
"We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad."
This is the Labour/ Tory split on proroguing parliament
Just 10 per cent of Labour voters would support Boris Johnson’s attempts to force through a no-deal with the European Union, compared to 43 per cent of Conservatives.
Graham Norton delivers hilarious Brexit rant at Irish literary festival
Brexiteers have “hitched their wagon to a moron”, the presenter said.
Labour MPs told to cancel all travel in September as Corbyn prepares to bring down Government “within days” of MPs returning from summer holidays
Mr Corbyn has scheduled a shadow cabinet away day on September 2, during which he is expected to outline Labour’s plans for ousting Mr Johnson and seizing power.
Scottish First Minister ‘would join all-female Cabinet to block no-deal Brexit’
Nicola Sturgeon would be happy to join an all-women emergency Cabinet in an attempt to block a no-deal Brexit, she has told ITV’s Loose Women.
PM believes violent criminals should spend more time behind bars
Violent and sexual offenders could serve more of their sentences behind bars following an urgent review of sentencing policy ordered by Boris Johnson.
Sajid Javid plans to flood the tills with Brexit 50p coins on October 31st
Mock designs have already been released, including one that reads: “Ideologists trashed my economy for no good reason and all I got was this shitty coin”
Margaret Thatcher remains best-selling PM novelty jug in Parliament
Theresa May has performed better than Winston Churchill.
“All migrants must earn at least £36k a year if they want to live in UK after Brexit”, Priti Patel told
Fully qualified nurses start on a salary of £24,214.