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"We cannot stand for the partition of the UK," said the man who doesn't understand the Northern Ireland protocol.

"People were laughing and saying ‘slag'". In response, hundreds of girls at the school wore skirts the following day as a sign of solidarity.

Millennials finally have a "just be quiet and watch that for a few hours" channel for their parents.

“Countless people have suffered because of Brexit and no awards will make up for that," one said.

Dame Cressida Dick has been personally censured by the report for her role in hampering an inquiry into police corruption in the Morgan investigation.

Asked what her message to those in the UK who do not want her to return would be, she said: “Can I come home please, pretty please?”

Sir Simon Stevens said that the NHS would “finish the job” of the Covid-19 vaccination programme to the “greatest extent possible” over the next four weeks during the extension of lockdown.

One twitter user wrote: "And this Australia deal seems to be Schrödinger’s Deal: so big and important it should be shouted to the rooftops whilst at the same time so small and insignificant it won’t have any impact on British farmers."

"It’s difficult for men to discuss mental health at the best of times but you have just helped push the conversation back a little.”