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“I mean, what are treaties anyway, when you think about it,” one Twitter user joked. 

The former PM said: "Maybe my generation of leaders were naive in thinking countries could be remade."

"Not only was it gritty and left an oily reside but disintegrated before the shower was done!"

However, the seals are vulnerable to curious members of public, loose dogs, marine litter, becoming entangled in “ghost nets” among others.

Pigs in blanket are likely to be one of the casualties, with customers hit by a lack of choice and higher prices across the board.

"I had a weird dream that we live in a country where people ask Christopher Biggins for his view on Brexit and follow the advice of Right Said Fred on virology," wrote one confused Twitter user.

The England star called on Brits to write to their MPs urging them to do something about the crisis.

"Johnson is so bad at this I'm almost at the pity stage. Not actually at it. But almost," Sam Freedman said.

Last week anti-vaxxers tried to storm the head offices of the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency to protest at the possibility of vaccinations for young people.