"When I wake up in the morning and switch my tv on, I can’t express the levels of disappointment when I see Richard Madeley."

He removed a post from his website and Twitter feed in which he had claimed Khan was the victim of a “dreadful miscarriage of justice”, after the Wakefield MP was found guilty on Monday of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old boy in 2008.

were the main things that triggered this boredom, while furniture and appliances also appeared on the list.

"I think this is the first time, since he left office, that Tony Blair has been so directly used by Labour in an election campaign ad. Brown, Miliband, Corbyn all had reasons not to deploy him."

"Absolutely off the scale hypocrisy from the Mail which has as its modus operandi the whipping up of hatred against those who have the temerity to hold a different point of view."

Jon Trickett MP tweeted: "On May Day - international workers day - we remember that across the planet one person dies ever 12 seconds from work-related causes."

The PM also released a statement trying to focus minds on bins, potholes and local councillors rather than national politics.

"What idiot called it 'tractor porn', and not 'cum by harvester'?"

Since I joined Parliament, I’ve been taken aside by female MPs to warn me about some male MPs who say ‘Actually, Anum, you’re probably better off staying away from X, Y and Z’.