Telegraph’s overblown reaction to Chagos Islands is beyond parody
"For the first time in more than 200 years, the sun will finally set on the British Empire."
Reminder: Nigel Farage will keep every penny of his EU pension when he turns 63 in three years
The man who lambasted the EU for wasteful spending and bureaucracy will happily receive the £73,000 annual pension.
Cleverly reminded he initiated Chagos Islands deal after blasting Labour for being ‘weak’
"This was Cleverly’s Chagos deal! David Lammy just got it over the line", a senior Tory source said.
Priti Patel received £10k donation from firm she helped bag millions in PPE contracts
"It does look as though the Jassal family is scratching the back of Priti Patel who once scratched theirs."
This list of Labour achievements puts Tories’ 14 years in charge to shame
Labour's first three months in charge in 37 pretty impressive bullet points.
People can’t get over the middle name Robert Jenrick gave to his daughter
The name is a tribute to a controversial former prime minister.
Just Tim Walz wiping the floor with JD Vance
The Democrat nominee for vice president took aim at Vance over the 2020 election, abortion rights and Trump's tax returns during the feisty debate.
Gambling Commission investigation into general election bets receives ‘a large amount of material from CCHQ’
Dozens of Conservative candidates and officials are being scrutinised for alleged betting on the timing of the general election.
Tom ‘Tugentan’ and ‘Bobby J’ caps among merch at Tory Party Conference
There are also cups at water bottles for 'Keir's tears'.