Frank Lampard bemoaned the “harsh reality” of the Premier League after his Chelsea reign started with a thumping 4-0 defeat at Manchester United on the opening weekend of the season.

Violent and sexual offenders could serve more of their sentences behind bars following an urgent review of sentencing policy ordered by Boris Johnson.

Mock designs have already been released, including one that reads: “Ideologists trashed my economy for no good reason and all I got was this shitty coin”

Theresa May has performed better than Winston Churchill.

Marcus Rashford’s double helped rampant Manchester United start the new season with a bang as Chelsea capitulated in Frank Lampard’s first match in charge.

A second teenager has died two days after a group of relatives got into difficulty in the sea in Essex, police have said.

Steve Bruce was left to rue a single mistake as Arsenal condemned him to defeat in his first game as Newcastle head coach.

Fully qualified nurses start on a salary of £24,214.

The former Vote Leave mastermind has openly criticised the “absurd subsidies” paid out by the EU.