He went on to claim that no "responsible government" would trigger Article 50 without an agreement of sorts in place with the EU as to the shape of any future trading relationship.

Officials closed loophole when it was disclosed that MPs, lords and parliamentary staff could legally continue drinking past the deadline in the Palace of Westminster.

"While not mentioned in the current proposal Black Lives Matter, a patently political movement is clearly the catalyst, a movement that is demonstrably contentious and of itself offers little, to enhance the lives of the Urchfont community."

Australia has the same deal with the EU as Somalia ie none. Boris Johnson could call Britain’s future a Somalia style deal but for some reason he doesn’t. Wonder why.

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While the prime minister, in a televised statement, stopped short of walking away from talks entirely, he said the country would have to prepare for a trading relationship with EU “more like Australia’s”.

Channelling Warren Buffett, the Spoons chairman said that the government’s lockdown policy is “extremely flawed” and “ill-thought-out”, adding that pubs were being treated more harshly than supermarkets.

Boris Johnson: “Congratulations to Marcus Rashford on his well-deserved MBE for helping feed kids in poverty” 5 days later: “Screw Marcus Rashford and screw those kids!”

Within the Premier League, meanwhile, the proposals will have certainly raised mistrust amongst other PL clubs towards Liverpool and Manchester United in particular.