“Given that you had the trial in these proceedings and forced this young woman to give evidence does not go in your favour because her courage is the extreme opposite to your cowardess in that matter.”

Stemming from his personal obsession with all things fermented, Fermentation as Metaphor meditates on Sandor Katz’s art and work, drawing connections between microbial communities and aspects of human culture.

"Johnson will need to come back to the house and correct the record. The PM should not be telling lies just to get through a question."

Perhaps Deloitte and the other blood-sucking management consultants who asked for £16 billion were told it’s ‘£12 billion or nothing.’ I guess Johnson needs some hired goons for the grubbiest of jobs.

We haven’t specifically been asked to look at different policies quite honestly, so nobody’s asking us to say ‘well what should we do here?’

"The lies have to stop. If we want to turn this around, truth has to be spoken."

A quaffable session IPA dry-hopped with Simcoe.

“Dom wanted £10,000,” one government source told the FT. “He’s weirdly obsessed with massive fines.”

From the werewolf of Southend to the asylum seekers who "tried to cook a pair of royal swans", these are the stories The Sun want you to forget.