The House of Commons has given its overwhelming approval to Boris Johnson's post-Brexit trade deal with the European Union, passing the bill at its second reading - by 521 votes to 73.

"I cannot vote for this deal, which this Government will use to drive down rights and protections, and step up the sell-off of our vital public services."

Experts said the focus should be on giving at-risk people the first dose of whichever vaccine they receive.

"I think it is time to end the constitutional Kama Sutra that has left us all bruised, exhausted and distracted from our families, from our friends, from our community. "

"Perhaps I and my Spartan friends should now lower our spears," Francois proclaimed.

“I’ve been working in the intensive care ward for 20 years, and I didn’t want to put my in-laws through the psychological strain of separation. Plus, there was already a lot of pressure on the health service,”

“Today, we are a better society that expands women’s rights and guarantees public health.”

"Theresa May essentially takes a flame thrower to parliament, arguing that her deal was "better" than Boris Johnson's and Keir Starmer should have voted for it."

“The fact is that the Common Fisheries Policy (CFP) at the moment is a better deal than what we’re going to get with this, but the failure of the UK Government has been to prioritise fishing over a long number of decades."