Count Binface has released his manifesto for London – and it’s just wonderful
He will tie government minister's pay to that of nurses for the next 100 years and have London rejoin the European Union.
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Cocktail Recipe: ‘The English Garden Margarita’
The drink features Patrón Silver tequila, Patrón Citrónge Orange liqueur, green sugar snap peas and Earl Grey tea.
Johnny Mercer: ‘I was sacked by text’
"They would not look me in the eye... it's pretty weak", he told the BBC.
Telegraph hits out at ‘tiresomely woke’ Ardern after NZ quits security pact with Anglophone allies
"Go woke, get nuked" was one of the reactions to the piece.
EU citizens found rough sleeping could be deported under new policy
Campaigners have condemned the plan, with homeless charity Crisis saying it could leave people with no legal status facing “destitution”.
London mayor poll puts YouTube star in fifth place – and Count Binface on par with Laurence Fox
Niko Omilana says his main policy would be to force Boris Johnson to "shush" if he got in.
Football fan ‘choked to death’ after being force fed chicken kebab as he slept on a train
A brother and sister are in a Preston court on charges of manslaughter following the incident.
Barking dog makes more sensible contributions than Ian Blackford, says PM
The SNP Westminster leader was quizzing Boris Johnson about transparency of Covid-19 contracts.