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Brexit voter on Titanic didn’t notice ship sink as only wanted to hear music

A Brexit voter who made the fateful crossing of the Atlantic wasn’t aware the ship was sinking as he just wanted to hear the music. Jeff Miles, 47, from Sevenoaks said: “I didn’t care where the ship was going, that was nothing to do with me I just wanted to hear the band, once they […]

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A Brexit voter who made the fateful crossing of the Atlantic wasn’t aware the ship was sinking as he just wanted to hear the music.

Jeff Miles, 47, from Sevenoaks said: “I didn’t care where the ship was going, that was nothing to do with me I just wanted to hear the band, once they band played everything would be alright.

“I shouted at the staff, as the band were supposed to be on at 8pm, but they seemed too preoccupied with other things, then I assumed they were bloody foreigners and couldn’t understand me, immigrants going to another country to start new lives, utter scum.

“Eventually the band came on and they were great, ok they looked a bit nervous but there were always going to be jitters when they first start, annoyingly the boat tilted on the side, but you don’t need stable ground to play music do you? and one lad lost a violin, but you don’t need a musical instrument to make music do you?

“Then you wouldn’t adam and eve it, water came onto the boat, but that wouldn’t stop them, I mean you don’t need oxygen to play music do you?’

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