The prime minister's former spokesperson has resigned after being caught on video laughing and joking about a rule-breaking party - surely the leader of the House should resign too?
The Daily Star simply refers to the PM as “Captain Cock-up”, while The Mirror said it is Plan B for us and plan 'lie, lie, lie' for him.
The Bill also gives Border Force officers powers to turn migrants away from the UK while at sea, and makes it a criminal offence to knowingly arrive in the UK without permission.
A Liberal Democrat win in a Leave-voting rural constituency would send shivers up the spine of the Tory Party, one analyst said.
“The fish rots from the head. You’ve got the Prime Minister, who is a serial liar," added guest Kevin Maguire
A work from home order and vaccine passports will be announced on Wednesday, it has been reported.
"Not many people are going to be laughing tonight," ITV anchor Tom Bradby said, in a withering critique of the government.
"This video sums up our dire politics", wrote Siobhan Benita.
Here's a full list of seats predicted to change hands.