"You know that toxic ex that broke up with you after 40 years of non-stop complaining about everything, and now they've been single for a few months they won't stop calling you?"
"This isn’t just a Government in chaos but a Government of cowardice," the former Labour leader said.
"We have got the pandemic where people are hanging on by their fingertips in some areas. We have had four years to get a deal and, yes, businesses are cross.”
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It's what the EU "never truly understood".
“At the moment, I have to tell you in all candour that the treaty is not there yet and that is the strong view of our Cabinet as well,” Mr Johnson said.
Sky’s hugely-respected political editor, Beth Rigby, and north of England correspondent Inzamam Rashid have also agreed to not be on air for three months.
As the debate over The Crown ensues we ask; should the government come with a disclaimer?
In the year to date, Bezos has added $67.2 billion to his net worth.