Sir Keir Starmer had taken the messiah complex of Tony Blair, the facial expressions of a constipated Gordon Brown and the music David Cameron bops to at his Chipping Norton soirés.
Thin on policy but high on emotion, the Labour leader's 90-minute speech outlined his priorities for government.
"That's Christmas f*cked again then," said one frank social media user.
He described the "arrogance" of assuming people would uproot themselves only to be told they will be discarded at Christmas as "breathtaking".
"Presumably these rockets will be powered solely by sovereignty and not, ya know, fuel," one person commented.
Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer will address activists in Brighton as he seeks to persuade voters that his party is a government-in-waiting.
The transport secretary insisted last week that it was "wrong" to say Brexit was to blame for the energy crisis.
Welsh artist David Griffiths was offered £25,000 by a Dutch businessman who wanted to burn his portrait of Farage.
“Build back better, blah blah blah. Green economy, blah blah blah. Net zero by 2050, blah blah blah. Climate neutral, blah blah blah."