Sir Keir Starmer had taken the messiah complex of Tony Blair, the facial expressions of a constipated Gordon Brown and the music David Cameron bops to at his Chipping Norton soirés.
Thin on policy but high on emotion, the Labour leader's 90-minute speech outlined his priorities for government.
"That's Christmas f*cked again then," said one frank social media user.
He described the "arrogance" of assuming people would uproot themselves only to be told they will be discarded at Christmas as "breathtaking".
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Welsh artist David Griffiths was offered £25,000 by a Dutch businessman who wanted to burn his portrait of Farage.
"Dominic Raab on holiday whilst Kabul fell. Boris Johnson on holiday whilst Britain fell," wrote one Twitter user.
"Scotland didn’t vote for Brexit and now it’s running out of Irn Bru. York was sacked for less," said one angry Twitter user.
It comes on the back of a procession of disastrous Brexit news stories.