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Best mate suddenly expert on foreign trade deals

Best mate suddenly expert on foreign trade deals

Normal people up and down the country are noticing that friends and family members have suddenly become experts on trade-deals with emerging nations, it was revealed today. Despite previous interest being refined to civil servants working in the corridors of Whitehall, it appears that people throughout the UK are now...

I thought he said ‘muslin’ ban, reveals May

I thought he said ‘muslin’ ban, reveals May

By Tom Moore Theresa May has today claimed she did not challenge Donald Trump over his controversial travel ban as she thought it was only in relation to a particular type of cotton cloth. May told the commons she thought the controversial president had said ‘muslin’ and not ‘muslim’ and...

Trump reveals UK to pay for border wall

Trump reveals UK to pay for border wall

Theresa May has come under increasing pressure today after not only failing to condemn the use of torture and the controversial travel ban, but somehow agreeing to foot the bill for Trump’s proposed Mexican border wall. Tory MPs were warning May not to make too many concessions as she raced...

Trump signs executive order to invade Poland

Trump signs executive order to invade Poland

‘Are we living in Nazi Germany?’ Trump asks his supporters at his latest rally in Nuremberg. The leader of the Blurred Right is still angry about a recently leaked document which he believes came from his own intelligence agencies. Despite heavy criticism Trump stood by his comments, later reiterating his...

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