Nigella Lawson skewers Tory MP’s ‘ambushed by cake’ defence
The celebrity chef suggested 'Ambushed By Cake' could be the title of her next cookbook.
Ian Hislop eviscerates MPs over Owen Paterson, sleaze and second jobs
The Private Eye editor told MPs that the public "is very sick of being taken for fools".
‘Just another day’: Ardern unworried after anti-vaxxers force her off road
Anti-vaccination protesters chased the prime minister's car and forced it off the road last week.
Elevenses: Bus Back Bollocks
From the newsletter: Promised funding to improve bus networks has been slashed. Another core policy pledge revealed for what it is: all sloganeering no substance.
Elon Musk offered internet to Tonga – then immediately changed his mind
The SpaceX founder toyed with sending Starlink terminals to the disaster-struck nation, before seeming to retract his offer.
Labour ‘strengthening Putin’ by calling for Johnson resignation, Tories claim
"Can we have a sense of proportion over the PM being given a piece of cake in his own office," Sir Edward Leigh implored.
Cressida Dick defends Met’s decision to delay Partygate investigation
"We police without fear or favour," the Scotland Yard chief insisted.
Oops! Levelling up minister admits Tories play pork barrel politics
Neil O'Brien seemed to agree with Labour that development cash is funnelled to ministers' constituencies.
Cake and singing for Johnson’s birthday ‘not a party’, Shapps claims
"The PM clearly didn't organise to be given a cake," the transport secretary reasoned.