Robinson had expected to “walk into Brussels like Connor McGregor” upon his election - but he ended up losing his £5,000 deposit.

One former standards watchdog chairman said that honours were being given out like “lollipops” as a “political device” under the Conservatives.

Train managers have walked out as part of an ongoing dispute over rest-day working.

It means no more "sorry, I don't have the right cable", the bloc pointed out.

Ever since Game of Thrones finished, there has been somewhat of a hole in many people's viewing habits. This should fill it!

"This is how you deal with international terrorists."

Reform UK have also said they wouldn't pay any compensation to Waspi women, which makes the situation all the more perplexing.

"He's not taking the presidency"

John McDonnell noted that many will feel Sir Keir has "lost all sense of political judgement on this decision".