Coronavirus cases in England were doubling every seven to eight days at the beginning of September, new data suggests.

David Jones - the vice-chairman of the European Research Group of hardline eurosceptic Conservative MPs - told a Telegraph podcast that there is now only a “20 per cent, 25 per cent” chance of a deal.

Pro-independence group Yes tweeted: “Surge in support for @YesScot continues to grow, as more and more people move from No to Yes.

The Conservative's pledge to protect our democratic systems has allowed them to prorogue parliament, repeatedly lie to the country and even break international law.

Famous faces including the Queen and Kim Kardashian will appear in puppet form in the revived series.

"An army of “COVID-secure marshals” will enforce social distancing in city and town centres. Can we just stop wasting tax money now?"

As expected the outspoken comedian made a series of outrageous jokes at those in power.

With Boris Johnson seemingly intent on blowing up trade talks with the European Union, the final shape of the UK’s relationship with Brussels (or lack thereof) seems to be taking shape - and many are adamant that it is nothing like what voters were promised.

The worlds biggest trade deal, struck between the EU and Japan last year, seems to be a distant memory to Brexiteers.