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Imagine the wedding present list! Reactions to Johnson-Symonds wedding announcement

"A vacancy has arisen for the post of Mistress To The Prime Minister. Job starts July 2022. To apply, please text me with nude pics."

Joe Mellor by Joe Mellor
2021-05-25 11:17
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Boris Johnson and his fiancee Carrie Symonds are to “celebrate their wedding” in summer next year, it has been reported.

The couple have sent save-the-date cards to family and friends for an event on Saturday July 30 2022, according to The Sun.

The paper said details of where they will marry remained a secret.

Downing Street and aides to the prime minister declined to comment on the report.

The couple announced their engagement – together with the news that they were expecting their first child – in February last year.

The paper suggested they had delayed the wedding until 2022 to ensure it was not disrupted by Covid restrictions.

It will be Mr Johnson’s third marriage, having finalised his divorce from his second wife Marina Wheeler in 2020.

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Reactions

1.

Congrats on setting a date @borisjohnson + @carriesymonds ?

Come to think of it, we do offer a Wedding Wish List service ?✨ https://t.co/kDh5hXEPPq

— John Lewis & Partners (@JohnLewisRetail) May 24, 2021

2.

With the announcement of the 30th July 2022 wedding, finally Carrie Symonds embarks on that inexorable process of becoming the PM’s third ex-wife and Mother to his seventh, eighth or ninth abandoned child.

— Lolita Westinghouse (@lolwestinghouse) May 24, 2021

3.

Carrie Symonds must have set the bar for a suitable husband very very low.

— Pete Timmins ?????? (@petertimmins3) May 24, 2021

4.

Wanted: Tory donor to fund a divorce settlement in 2023-4, in exchange for a seat in the House of Lords.

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) May 24, 2021

5.

Boris to miss five COBRA meetings to visit wedding fairs pic.twitter.com/Z0cQftJWF5

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) May 24, 2021

6.

“I Alex take thee Carrie to be my wedded wife (unless I consider leaving the Union would bring significant personal advantages), for better, for richer, ‘til death or some fresh totty do us part, according to Rupert’s holy ordinance.”

— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) May 24, 2021

7.

Crowdfunding for Boris’s wedding. If there’s any money left over I’ll set it aside for the next one.

— Sir Frank Marcois ??????? (@frankmarcois) May 24, 2021

8.

Johnson and Carrie Symonds are getting married and there’s one question we all want him to pop before the wedding…

Which Tory donor will pay for it?

— Helen the Zen ??????? ? (@helenmallam) May 24, 2021

9.

BREAKING NEWS Johnson willing to pay for his own wedding. https://t.co/1QZakw6P8G

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) May 24, 2021

10.

BREAKING NEWS Johnson willing to pay for his own wedding. https://t.co/1QZakw6P8G

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) May 24, 2021

11.

BREAKING NEWS Johnson willing to pay for his own wedding. https://t.co/1QZakw6P8G

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) May 24, 2021

12.

BREAKING NEWS Johnson willing to pay for his own wedding. https://t.co/1QZakw6P8G

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) May 24, 2021

13.

pic.twitter.com/YvqJfPFg5w

— Dayvid (@dayvidart) May 24, 2021

14.

Please don’t give up if you don’t get shortlisted for the Mistress vacancy. There will be further exciting opportunities to fill the one-night-stand remit. No experience required, but photo of applicant essential. Details to follow.

— Tracey Hanna (@Tracey__Hanna) May 24, 2021

15.

pic.twitter.com/Vf5kNb6DJY

— chris ????? #FBPE (@chrisinthepark) May 24, 2021

Related: Anti-Muslim sentiment ‘remains a problem’ in Tory party and PM’s burka comment specifically called out

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