Brexiter Tory MP’s story of public support for PM didn’t seem to fool anyone

Just stopped by a constituent on the embankment in Wellingborough .He was Labour but joined the Conservatives because of Boris. “Boris got us through Brexit and Covid . Leave him alone and let him get on with the job” l reckon that gentleman speaks for most of my constituents.

— Peter Bone (@PeterBoneUK) May 31, 2022

Just got stopped on the street by a doctor for no reason. He said he used to hate people but was drawn to medical practice after being inspired by Harold Shipman "getting it done". https://t.co/AkSWh1Dlo3

— Ash Reeves (Blue Tick) (@iam_AshReeves) May 31, 2022

Just got stopped by a constituent. He said “That Peter Bone is right bloody fruitcake – how the fuck did he become an MP?” I reckon that gentleman speaks for most of my constituents.

— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) May 31, 2022

Just stopped Peter Bone in Wellingborough. Told him a load of old bollocks about Johnson and the wazzock believed me!!!! https://t.co/Xg91BWKi0A

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) May 31, 2022

Yes mate. I was just stopped by Mr Blobby on the benches outside Wilko. He told me the exact same & then proceeded to piss up the wall by Mecca whilst maniacally laughing "Blobby blobbby blobbbyyyyy!" I reckon this gentleman speaks for most of my constituents also. https://t.co/ufCWQadNws

— elfie 🍓 (@elfbatross) May 31, 2022

Just stopped by Scarlett Johansson in the lane outside our house. She was a Hollywood film star once, but has given it up and moved to Norfolk because of me. "You're so wonderful, Hugh: let's get on with the job." I reckon that lady speaks for most female Hollywood film stars. https://t.co/wGVkT7uJ3l

— Hugh Osborne (@Available4Panto) May 31, 2022

You can tell that this is made up because who would willingly stop to talk to Peter Bone of all people https://t.co/ngIzplOwDD

— Jess (@rowlands7_jess) May 31, 2022

It is not just that the lies are so hopeless, it’s that they think we are all so thick we will believe them. https://t.co/yOyvyXRYua

— Toby Perkins MP (@tobyperkinsmp) May 31, 2022

I just got stopped by a mechanic in Twickenham. He was on Lewis Hamilton's pit team but joined Ferrari. Said I should enter my Kia into F1. "It got you through a busy commute. I think you can win the title!" I reckon he speaks for most of my condiments.#ThingsThatWereNeverSaid https://t.co/fOOEy3v5ST

— Robert (@blackwolfski) May 31, 2022

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I was just stopped by an MP on the embankment in Westminster

He fixed me with a steely glare. “My name” he said is “Bone. Peter Bone MP”

Taken aback I mumbled that I was pleased to meet him
“Listen young man” he said (strangely as I am not young), “listen *Boris is beautiful*” https://t.co/wWyAdbnICz

— Tom London (@TomLondon6) June 1, 2022

"And then Elvis stopped and offered me a lift. I said no thank you, as I had Shergar with me. And I galloped off into the sunset" https://t.co/pID5WXj7Yo

— 🔶Jonathan Banks🔶 (@Jonathan_MBanks) June 1, 2022