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“It seems that anyone working for the Prime Minister is exempt from the rules that apply to the rest of us."

"Lucky! With millions of dollars, a mansion, live-in staff, and a nanny, it must be so fun to “reconnect with life’s simple treasures."

“It’s one of the saddest days of my life. The tree has meant so much to people around here and to see it reduced to twigs in a matter of minutes is just heart-breaking."

A Tory Minister also said parents like to pay ‘modest’ sum to avoid ‘label’ of free school meals.

The PM had to be reminded that the government’s official position is to reduce pay at the Beeb.

Reverend James Thomas said that the man was “not at all mentally very well”, adding that he hopes the suspect “receives the help he requires”.

“The Government is wasting hundreds of millions on a system that doesn’t seem to function or even use basic common sense."

According to the HSJ, staff have been pooled on whether they would prefer a thank you card from senior management or a “Graze-style snack box” to recognise their work over the past six months.

Socialist candidate Luis Acre is set to win a stunning victory in Bolivia’s presidential election, exit polls suggest, capping a remarkable political comeback for the leftwing party of ousted ex-leader Evo Morales.