Fyre Festival, the Bahamas-bound, Insta-model endorsed music fest is officially a disaster. Touted as a ‘cultural moment created from an alchemic blend of music, art, and food’, patrons were greeted by a festival site that wouldn’t look out of place in Children of Men.
The promised A-list models and boutique tents in reality turned out to be wild dogs and hastily-assembled emergency shelter, all for tasty ticket prices upwards of 10K. Evidently, Twitter has latched onto the catastrophe and run with it. Here are some of the best responses from #FyreFestival below:
@FyreFraud a group of my friends are going to Fyre and have filled me in with everything going on. This describes it well #DumpsterFyre
— Matt Anderson (@Manderson_25) April 26, 2017
So a bunch of rich kids got tricked by Ja Rule to fly out to eat cheese sandwiches and get lap dances by IG models? Lmaooooo #fyrefestival
— Lil Mark X (@GotMarks) April 28, 2017
As compensation for any ill will caused by #fyrefestival
Official Staff has announced all attendees will get an extra hour in the ballpit. pic.twitter.com/Us58auYPSB— Mom (@truongasm) April 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/_maleficentt/status/857861407844573184
Which District is winning the Annual #fyrefestival ? pic.twitter.com/CRc76G8stI
— Kyle (@Chunktusk) April 28, 2017
The Fyre Festival looks like something Big Boss would have to infiltrate pic.twitter.com/fx4Bk6lMmv
— chris person (@Papapishu) April 28, 2017
