I applied to be the Prime Minister’s Director of Communications
I don't want the £100k salary, pay me by the lie and we'll all go bankrupt!
Our PM has all the decorum of someone saying “pull my finger” at a funeral
If Starmer is Eeyore, Johnson is the creature of “of little brain”, obsessed with honey and refusing to comment on rumours that Kanga is the mother of his lovechild, Roo.
Chris Grayling would come second in a “Failure Competition”, never mind a job he was handed on a plate
But he is merely the sparkler on a birthday cake of stupid.
An ode to Grayling: The poster boy of political ineptitude
When a leader of a government packs their appointees in key roles, people who have nothing to offer but zealotry and loyalty, it is a sign of weakness.
Johnson is a cosplay Prime Minister – Incapable of work and unable to take responsibility
He does not like work. What he likes best is dressing up as Prime Minister.