“And then we’re straight into the next wave so nobody has had a break really for pretty much all year, so we are really worried about fatigue, stress, strain, and we’re doing everything that we can to try and support our staff. But it’s just always a worry.”

"Does Brandon Lewis fail to realise he’s extolling the virtues of EU membership or simply assume his intended audience is too gullible to grasp this?"

I am so thrilled with the idea of that man complaining about "obscene images" forever being known as "the tampon man".

2020 couldn't be better explained than this...

Drivers wishing to enter France from Britain must show proof of a negative Covid-19 test taken in the previous 72 hours.

“The fault, however, is of the Government’s own making and is a result of their inability to understand data, their indecisiveness, and their reckless approach to their central duty – to safeguard public health.”

"I was half expecting some kind of change of policy but by the time it gets to 5pm on a Bank Holiday Friday, you kind of think they might have stuck with a decision."

"Gavin Williamson is at sixes and sevens over the re-opening of schools. His shambolic approach is a recipe for chaos and danger. It’s causing huge stress."

"Show me one speech by one Scots Nat who said ‘It’s over. Oh, yes, we lost. Let’s be good boys and girls and let’s accept it’."