With the yachts of Putin's cronies "bobbing aimlessly in a far-off port", could Brexit Britain be about to embark on the ultimate Scrapheap Challenge?

The comedian said the golden boy of the pandemic is going around "committing Hara-Kiri" with his staged photo ops.

The huge sea of protesters, draped in blue and yellow colours, marched through London to Trafalgar Square.

"Broadly in line with inflation. If every workplace was as effectively unionised this would probably be replicated across the country," one person said.

Russia considers that Ukraine is "as much a part of the Russian soul as we consider Canterbury or Kent is part of our soul," he said.

"Don't want to panic anyone but the man in charge of our economy is unaware of how to buy goods with money," James Felton said.

Dan Wootton described Markle as a "propagandist" who used the "fantasy that the Royal Family is racist to derail Wills and Kate's Jamaican tour and destroy the Commonwealth".

The prime minister was seen smirking and making a face at one of the MPs across from him inside the house.

Just 27 per cent of Brits think that the chancellor's announcements will have a positive effect on their personal finances overall.