Despite well publicised problems at HMP Birmingham, Medway secure training centre & Brook House immigration centre - and a late legal challenge from rival bidder MTC - G4S has won the huge contract.
She also urged black and young voters who are considering sitting out the election to rethink, because "we don't have the luxury to assume that things are going to turn out OK".
Surely it should have been "What have you done to me to make me feel proud?"
Poor Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire seemed to play the last 20 minutes against Spurs in a sort of catatonic trance.
The latest testing debacle comes on the back of a string of successive blunders which qualifies this cabinet among the worse ever.
The PM was also reminded that just 7 years ago he said: "Labour put in a load of wind farms that failed to pull the skin off a rice pudding. We now have the opportunity to get shale gas - let's look at it."
"It's completely unbelievable... they have made us a laughing stock across the world. This used to be one of the democracies that everyone was proud of.
No corruption. No ineptitude. No lies. No hypocrisy. Just a solid 96 hours of honest, decent and reliable governance. Only kidding: it’s an absolute sh*t-show...
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