"Johnson thinks it is great that pint glasses now have a royal crown again. Hopefully this grand achievement will comfort all those Brits in the pub, drowning their sorrow at the stupidity of their own government."
Despite not seeming keen to cut VAT as per the Leave campaign promise, he took the opportunity to say this week that leaving the EU means the UK can now set its own VAT rates.
The PM refused to self-isolate, despite coming into close contact with a Covid-positive No 10 aide last January.
“What worries me is the casual political vandalism. They really don’t seem to care," Tony Blair's former chief negotiator on Northern Ireland has said.
The prime minister has been accused of being missing in action over the festive period as Covid cases soar.
"I thought we would take back control," former Brexit Party MEP June Mummery told the paper.
“Once again, whilst our NHS is left to hope for the best but prepare for the worst, the PM is nowhere to be seen," Lib Dem health spokeswoman Daisy Cooper said.
The Labour leader ruled out formal pacts with rival parties, but said he was focused on his own party’s target seats.
"Well, Boris has always been able to get away with things that mere mortals can’t seem to," former prime minister David Cameron has said.