"An army of “COVID-secure marshals” will enforce social distancing in city and town centres. Can we just stop wasting tax money now?"

As expected the outspoken comedian made a series of outrageous jokes at those in power.

Some awoke after sleeping by the side of the road, having cut down reeds and used salvaged blankets to make rudimentary shelters to protect them from the night-time chill and the scorching day-time sun.

Law firm Leigh Day said it is investigating action regarding HC-One over allegations “systemic failings” at its care homes led to Covid-19 deaths that could otherwise have been avoided.

Some schools have closed their doors just days after reopening, while others have told whole classes and year groups to self-isolate for two weeks following confirmed cases.

"People sadly refer to this as the ‘NHS’ track and trace system. But the truth is it is led by Dido Harding and was outsourced to a private company."

Victims of the blaze accused Felicity Buchan of “meaningless platitudes” and “abandoning” them after she rejected Labour’s attempt to ensure extra checks on materials used on buildings.

"If we lose our reputation for honouring the promises we make, we will have lost something beyond price that may never be regained.”

The camp had become a symbol of what critics say is Europe’s failure to humanely handle the migration and refugee situation.