“We’re in the middle of a pandemic in the middle of winter, it genuinely feels like this government is now not only failing to help us but is actively working against us to inflict harm on its own citizens.”
“BP’s net-zero commitments are full of bullsh*t. They have spent millions on rebranding before with Beyond Petroleum while extracting countless barrels of oil and committing human rights abuses in pursuit of profit."
“It seems that anyone working for the Prime Minister is exempt from the rules that apply to the rest of us."
"Lucky! With millions of dollars, a mansion, live-in staff, and a nanny, it must be so fun to “reconnect with life’s simple treasures."
To kick it off...NHS staff were polled on whether, in recognition of their efforts to fight Covid 19, they would prefer to be given a badge or a snack box.
“It’s one of the saddest days of my life. The tree has meant so much to people around here and to see it reduced to twigs in a matter of minutes is just heart-breaking."
"Congratulations to Boris Johnson who is now just three wives short of Henry VIII bingo"
“Future historians won’t need a test and trace operation to find those responsible if we end up in a legal battle in the Supreme Court and an economic crisis that rivals the 1930s depression.”
A Tory Minister also said parents like to pay ‘modest’ sum to avoid ‘label’ of free school meals.