Ken Cheng said he's going to retrain as a "rich man with good connections from boarding school."

"Beneath the “smoke and mirrors” of the government’s approach lies old-school profiteering little different from predatory payday loan companies."

He said: "I may have had to endure homophobic bullying as a child, but I will not tolerate it as an adult."

The sales were dominated by trade to the Middle East, with Saudi Arabia being by far the largest buyer.

She also urged black and young voters who are considering sitting out the election to rethink, because "we don't have the luxury to assume that things are going to turn out OK".

The latest testing debacle comes on the back of a string of successive blunders which qualifies this cabinet among the worse ever.

The PM was also reminded that just 7 years ago he said: "Labour put in a load of wind farms that failed to pull the skin off a rice pudding. We now have the opportunity to get shale gas - let's look at it."

If the prime minister is not going to accept or demand the resignation of his failing ministers, manifestly he is not going to resign himself.

Let's make sure it doesn't get missed.