London Mayoral candidate Count Binface says he’s never heard of Susan Hall
The Count also revealed that he is considering running against Rishi Sunak at the next general election.
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Count Binface releases 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London
"Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance!"
Count Binface comes up with ingenious Trident solution
It comes amid reports of missile test failures.
Count Binface pledges to cap the price of croissants and nationalise Adele if he becomes PM
"Britain used to rule the waves; now she just waives the rules", he said.
Count Binface challenges Dominic Cummings to stand against him for election
"I'd move house to vote for Count Binface,” one Twitter user said.
Hilarious Q&A with Count Binface reveals thoughts on Brexit and politicians’ pay
“It’s a shitshow,” Count Binface said when asked what he thinks about Brexit.