Count Binface delivers Clacton manifesto pledge as restaurant moves hand dryer
Promises made, promises kept.
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Count Binface responds to Keir Starmer’s MP resignation with by-election to be triggered
Could Count Binface be eyeing up another by-election campaign?
Count Binface calls out Nadhim Zahawi over false claims he received £180k donation
Count Binface has called out the Reform politician for the statement.
Count Binface comes second in Clacton by-election with over a quarter of the vote
It's a huge 10,000% vote increase for Count Binface compared to his last electoral performance.
Count Binface says he is ‘bin it to win it’ as polls open in Clacton
“I didn’t expect to be given the mantle of His Majesty’s Official Opposition!"
Count Binface would beat Nigel Farage in country-wide vote – poll
Farage might have the backing in Clacton, but it's a different story outside of Essex.
Someone has costed Count Binface’s manifesto ahead of Clacton by-election
£500m to nationalise Adele would still be less than the cost of the Rwanda scheme...
People can’t get enough of Count Binface’s brilliant answer to US interviewer
This is absolutely brilliant.