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‘You lost get over it’ Trump supporters tell the other 7.3 billion people on the planet

The 70 million people who voted for Trump in yesterday’s elections have told the rest of the people on the planet to ‘stop whingeing’ and accept the will of angry white American men.

Donald Trump swept to victory against all odds with millions of people making an unmistakable rejection of a political establishment and an economic system that simply isn’t working for them.

But the other 7.3 billion people whose futures are also at stake are concerned that a man with such divisive rhetoric and volatile character is in control of the most powerful nation on the planet.

But Laura Pearce a Trump supporter from Greensboro, North Carolina, said: “Everyone needs to just shut the hell up. We won, you all lost and that’s all there is to say.

“It’s the will of the American people, and the will of God, that Trump rules the world” she concluded.

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