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C**k up: Navy pilots appear to draw a giant penis in the sky with contrails

 

Reports have emerged that US Navy pilots appearing to draw a giant contrail cock in the skies above their Whidbey Island base North of Seattle.

The talented top guns’ artistry was spotted near the town of Omak, in north-central Washington.

A humourless US Navy spokesman commented: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”

 

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Ben Gelblum

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