Hayden Mears

Hayden Mears

A fast food vacuum first and a functioning human second (if at all), Hayden can be usually be found rolling in a pile of cold nachos and drinking warm PBR from a waterskin while nursing a violent hangover. If you thought that sounded unappealing, just wait until you hear what he does when he's not working. He functions as Editor-in-chief/Co-Founder of The Deadbeat Critics.