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Government publishes full list of compromises obtained from EU

A full list of compromises obtained from the European Union has been published on social media today.

After pulling an all-nighter, European Commission President Jean-Claude Junker today announced that enough progress has been made in the first phase of Brexit talks to progress to talks about a trade deal.

With the UK conceding on the cost of the Brexit divorce bill, the Irish border, European Court of Justice rulings, a free trade deal, EU payments and many other terms of the break-up, it was expected that they wouldn’t return empty handed from the negotiations.

Yet a published report of compromises obtained from the EU tells quite a different story.

Here’s the list in full:

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