Daily Express implodes over “ice blasting super mega wintery f*ck-storm” 

The news desk at the Daily Express has imploded after three days of genuinely cold weather on UK shores. Editors and journalists were found collapsed in a heap this morning just after temperatures dipped below freezing again. Multiple packs of Kleenex tissues and a Collins thesaurus was found next to the bodies with deranged scribbling … Continue reading Daily Express implodes over “ice blasting super mega wintery f*ck-storm”