Carpenters respond to Westminster calls to fix a broken cabinet

Tory aides were left red faced yesterday after a team of joiners turned up at Westminster in response to concerns over a broken cabinet. Local carpentry firm Got Wood? answered an emergency DIY call-out after frenzied parliamentarians expressed dismay over a crumbling executive branch. A memo went out shortly after Michael Gove was caught playing … Continue reading Carpenters respond to Westminster calls to fix a broken cabinet