The first nob-hell: XXX-mas lights terrorise residential street

Horrified residents have spoken out after neighbours decorated the outside of their home with festive lights- in the shape of a giant PENIS.

The large light display appeared at the front of a home on a quiet residential street in Reading, Berkshire, yesterday.

It is believed to have been erected by a group of students living in the house.

Stephen Bailey-Todd, 53 who lives nearby was in ‘complete disbelief’ when he spotted the bright shining penis while out on a walk.

He said: “It was quite a shock to be honest. When you walk home you just don’t expect to come face to face with an enormous penis on a wall.

“The lights were flashing and it is so in your face, you cannot help staring at it. I was in complete disbelief.

“I know young people like to have fun but it’s deeply offensive and shows a lack of respect.

The dad- of-one added: “I would hope that if they are students, their university or college takes some form of action against them.

“It’s not the sort of thing you would want a child to see.”

The display was put up only a short walk away from Reading University.

By Ben Gelblum and Adam Theofilatos

1 Response

  1. Sam Jones

    I’m also 53 and at first found the lights hilarious! I suppose the afterthought was that they are pretty much in a bad taste area. If they are in my road, I’d go people watching with my neighbour’s dog hahaha. People act and talk to quickly about “being offended” when, in reality, it’s about control. Shame that said neighbour couldn’t see the funny side or simply name the house “At D**kheads’ “.lol

Leave a Reply