Scotland Seeks “New Flatmate” On Gumtree

A new ad seeking a new flatmate for Scotland has appeared in the ‘roomshare’ section of Gumtree.

The spoof ad reads: “Small industrious northern European nation of 5.3million seeks new flatmates as current resident’s behaviour has become unreasonable.”

It stipulates that rent is £200 per-month, but for that bargain price lodgers can expect “nice views” as well as “free university education and medicine” and an “occasionally leaky roof”.

Anyone interested should contact Nic or Eck, although sporty types need not apply.



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