C**k up: Navy pilots appear to draw a giant penis in the sky with contrails


Reports have emerged that US Navy pilots appearing to draw a giant contrail cock in the skies above their Whidbey Island base North of Seattle.

The talented top guns’ artistry was spotted near the town of Omak, in north-central Washington.

A humourless US Navy spokesman commented: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”



UFO clouds leave holidaymakers bewildered at popular seaside resort

Secret UFO files released by the CIA

Are UFOs getting ready to invade Devon?

Donald Trump has never sounded so brilliant

Leave a Reply