Satire

The Great British public has undertaken to play the biggest practical joke in the history of the World on the UK’s Prime Minister.

The expression “it could be worse” has officially fallen into disuse after Britain hit rock bottom. According to the Oxford Dictionary of Sayings the current political impasse has left the UK in such disarray that there is literally no way things could be worse as things stand. As such expressions such as “it could be worse”, “look on the bright side” and “it’s better than a slap in the face with a wet fish” now have little relevance in the...

Theresa May and Jacob Rees-Mogg step into the roles of Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg for a special Brexit broadcast. Probably the last two people you would ever expect to see in the hood! The gang at Joe.co.uk have done it again, another hilarious and inspired political video. At least some good has come out of this political disaster.  If you don't laugh you'll cry... Watch video here 

Liam Nissan says he is scratching his head over what he might have done after becoming embroiled in a race-hate-cum-Brexit-manufacturing storm. The 58 year-old clerk from Wiltshire has gone into hiding after getting caught up in a clash of national news scandals. Trolls have dubbed him a “jobs bastard” and a “racist manufacturer of family-friendly cars” on social media, with one saying he should think about culling his “white supremacy trope” rather than honest jobs in Sunderland. Others remarked that...

Chuck Norris has confirmed nothing can be done to shift the current Brexit gridlock between Britain and the EU. The martial-artist-come-miracle-worker was called in to help after parliamentarians discovered he is able to cut knife with butter and make scissors beat rock in the popular hand game. It has also been reported that he gave a piece of raw chicken salmonella one evening and was able to unscramble eggs in the Westminster canteen after workers mixed up his order. But...

Feeling a bit worried and gloomy about Brexit? Well, quit your moaning - we’re here to give you a few things to feel positive about.

Following the success of the Brexit referendum, MPs today voted in a new bill to allow a mystery candidate to stand in the next General Election

Millions of British children are set to endure a present-less Christmas after Kris Kringle was refused entry at the UK border under Theresa May’s hostile environment policy. Arrivals from Lapland face increased scrutiny as the UK cracks down on freedom of movement from countries within the Schengen agreement. It is understood that Kringle’s sleigh was stopped after crossing the North Sea and that customs checks on 20 million presents made his onward journey impossible. Processing times would mean most gifts...

Tory aides were left red faced yesterday after a team of joiners turned up at Westminster in response to concerns over a broken cabinet. Local carpentry firm Got Wood? answered an emergency DIY call-out after frenzied parliamentarians expressed dismay over a crumbling executive branch. A memo went out shortly after Michael Gove was caught playing a Game of Thrones quiz on his phone saying: “Help urgently required. Cabinet falling apart – Apply to 10 Downing St asap. (don’t bring tools...