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Scientists unsure how to dispose of Love Island contestants

Scientists are unsure how to dispose of Love Island contestants after the popular ITV show ends tonight. This comes after the news that an estimated 5.25 TRILLION pieces plastic waste are floating in our Oceans, with Eight million tonnes of plastic being dumped into the sea every year. Over two...

Woman complains about leftwing speaker speaking at leftwing festival

Jackie, 58, an accounts manager from Kent, was totally outraged when a leftwing speaker gave a speech at a leftwing festival. Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn addressed the 135,000 strong crowd at the traditionally leftwing Glastonbury festival. Whilst the crowd chanted Corbyn’s name and gave him a rapturous response, one BBC...

Ransomware unable to get second appointment for 4 months

By Tom Moore Fears over a second Ransomware attack on Monday morning have come to nothing after it received a letter over the weekend asking it to come back in four months. NHS chiefs were said to be fearful of fresh disruption as staff turn their computers on Monday morning...

Planet Earth votes to leave its orbit around the Sun

By Tom Moore The people of planet Earth have today voted to leave their current trajectory around the Sun and take back control of their seasons. The surprise result will see the Earth leave the orbit of the star at the centre of the solar system and float aimlessly through...

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