“Given the cronyism consuming the Conservative party, it’s crucial that the scope of the lobbying register is expanded to include in-house lobbyists."

"Next week we will discuss if Kate Middleton is the new Jesus Christ."

“I wish it was only a one-off but the number of times that’s come across my desk I cannot begin to tell you. It has been pretty widespread.”

“The harsh impacts of Brexit and the attack on the rights of so many UK citizens has clearly motivated many to realise their Irish citizenship rights."

A police statement described the behaviour as ‘unacceptable’.

Amazon Tweet originally said: “You don’t really believe the peeing in bottles thing, do you? If that were true, nobody would work for us.”

“This is the most important election in Scotland’s history – every single vote will count."

"Teachers and school and college leaders must never be made the scapegoats for the failures of Governments."

"This will never not be completely insane."