“In a way this is the first element of Brexit leading to the UK losing territory. It showed how that initial grab for purported sovereignty might actually lead to its diminution.”
"For the first time in more than 200 years, the sun will finally set on the British Empire."
"This was Cleverly’s Chagos deal! David Lammy just got it over the line", a senior Tory source said.
A row has broken out within the Conservative Party after Labour said it inherited a "legal car crash" that could have opened up a potential illegal migration route.
Scientists were studying reefs in the British Indian Ocean Territory before and after two ocean heatwaves.
"Won’t somebody please think of the poor multi-millionaires?"
David Goldstone will advise chancellor Rachel Reeves and chief secretary to the Treasury Darren Jones on key decisions to cut public spending.
The BBC newsreader reportedly failed to declare his outside earnings.
"Why are UK news shows clamouring to help the worst prime minister of recent times publicise his book?", Peter Stefanovic asked.