Day: 11 March 2016

Benitez signing for Newcastle signals alien invasion

Benitez signing for Newcastle signals alien invasion

Rafa Benitez, the only manager in history to have won the UEFA Cup, UEFA Super Cup, UEFA Champions League and FIFA Club World Cup has signalled an alien invasion that will end humanity, after signing for Newcastle United. The part-time football manager and full-time lizard king from Zakiza C in ...

‘You Sing It’ Say Music Fans

‘You Sing It’ Say Music Fans

A prominent pop group were left red faced after a full-to-capacity arena retaliated to commands to ‘sing it’ with deadly silence. The group, who had only been on stage for ten minutes, faced a fierce backlash from the crowd after crescendoing into a power chorus only to be met with ...

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Tune in! LBC radio launches ‘The Property Hour’

By Bea Patel, TLE Property Editor and Director of Shop for an Agent Clive Bull's award winning show attracts 332,000 listeners each week. Direct Line Landlord Insurance has now signed as the sponsor of LBC's 'The Property Hour' segment. Property expert and advocate of landlord rights Paul Shamplina, founder of ...

Leicester City – Premier League Champions?

Sport News 24/7 By Richard de Winter  @rgdewinter  @TLE_Sport Another week gone, another set of results that maintain Leicester City’s position of comfortable leaders of the Premier League.  The story has developed from ‘how long can they keep this run going?’ to ‘at this rate they might even make the ...

NBA – The Eastern Conference

Sport News 24/7 By Sean Simara  @Sean_FootyMad  @TLE_Sport We’re heading into the final quarter of the NBA season when things start to get very serious.  Remember it's the top 8 teams from each conference to go into the play-offs.  Then the winner of each conference goes on to the NBA ...